๐คฏ WE'RE BROKE, BUT WE STILL SPENT $11.8 BILLION?! Black Friday Exposed! ๐ธ Wait, are we actually supposed to believe that the American consumer is stressed, anxious about job security, drowning in price hikes, yet somehow collectively dropped $11.8 billion on a single Friday? Be serious. My entire feed is “ how to budget in 2025 ” one minute and “ massive unboxing haul ” the next. The cognitive dissonance is so intense I might genuinely short-circuit. Let’s get this straight: Black Friday isn’t about snagging a cheap 50-inch TV anymore. It is a full-blown financial fever dream where, for 24 hours, we all pretend the economy is fine, and the receipts prove we are committed to the fantasy. The numbers are absolutely deranged. Adobe Analytics , the people who stare directly into our digital wallets, confirmed that U.S. shoppers spent a record-breaking $11.8 billion online , a wild 9.1 percent jump from last year. And from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., which is that prime “still in a tur...
DID SCIENTISTS JUST SEE DARK MATTER?! The UNIVERSE is Freaking Out! ๐ I'm serious, stop whatever you're doing right now, because if this wild news is true, the entire vibe of the universe as we know it is about to get a major glow-up. Remember that frustrating, invisible, ghost-like stuff that makes up 85% of all the matter in the cosmos and basically runs the whole show without even sending a text back? Yeah, dark matter . The thing we've been told is the ultimate cosmic shadow, the ultimate GHOST, the thing that’s been lurking in the astronomical background since, like, 1933, making galaxies spin weirdly fast and generally being the most massive mystery in science? Well, some seriously smart people with a ridiculously powerful telescope might have just caught it on camera, or at least, caught the gamma-ray aftermath of its particles high-fiving themselves into oblivion. This isn't just a science breakthrough; this is a world-shifting, reality-bending, history-ma...